I Know Why I'm NOT a Size 6
>> Tuesday, February 16, 2010
There are some things about our quirky little personalities that takes a little time for people to discover. I think I'm normally a pretty transparent person but tonight, I'm gonna give you one of those "special insights" for free.
Now, as you can tell from my last post I love laughter....and I'll admit that some of the comments that come out of mouth are to get a funny reaction. This is NOT one of these things. This revelation..and it IS a revalation that came to me a few years back. I think there comes a time in everyone's life when you just realize certain things about yourself. Well, this one of those things.
I know, I mean I know why God didn't create me to be a size 6. He knew that if I were size 6, I'd just have trouble with running around naked. (In case you're not southern, that's pronounced NA-KED). I never have been a modest person, but if I had a size 6 body.....I couldn't handle it. LOL. I would be without enough clothes all the time!
So people out there in the real world...just know I couldn't handle it....and if some reason you see that I'm getting close to a size 6....be forwarned. I can't control it! I'll have to run around naked! For all you size 6's out there....where do you get your self-control. I need to know....
